Magenta and Helena Intro

The name, idea, and plot are ours, please don't copy. If you do, it will result in us tracking you down and sucking your blood.

Helena: or your dicks if you're hot.

Magenta: you're such a whore, I blame Matt..

This story is 100% fiction—sadly. This is a way to get all our anger out at certain people. We don't use full names for the people we know, only the first names to protect their privacy (though I should put matt's name and email up here to piss him off). If we ever go to heaven (which I probably won't...) we'll give our notebook to God and beg him to make this all reality. Again, FICTION! None of this is real, though me and Magenta quote it like it is.

-Helena Lee Way

Characters:

Helena: My Chem obsessive. Adores Gerard and Lynz Way, very violent.

Magenta: Rocky Horror obsessive, thinks Richard Obrien and Pat Quinn belong together.

Columbia: another Rocky fan, not as bad as Magenta (thank god!) loves Paramore and her lover's name is Eddie.

Kaitie: Paramore and My Chem fan (finally! I thought I was the only one in this story who liked My Chem!) We make her adore ice cream in this.

Matt: Helena's bitch. (Oh how I wish...) Hits on Helena constantly in the story and real life.

Katlynn: Matt's girlfriend, so fat and ugly that Helena screams every time her name is said.

Gerard: Lead singer of My Chem. Helena's idol and role model (are those the same thing?)

Lynz: Gerard's wife, bassist for Mindless. Helena's other idol.

Bandit (Lady B): Gerard and Lynz's baby girl. We make her love apple juice. (who doesn't?)

Pat: Plays Magenta in Rocky Horror, Magenta's role model.

Richard: Magenta's other idol and Pat's lover, or at least, we make them love each other, were not sure if they had anything before…

Tim: A sweet transvestite. Frank N Furter from Rocky Horror. Hates Lady GaGa and Kesha.

Brad: From Rocky Horror, no one really cares about him. For some odd reason he love Janet.

Janet: From Rocky Horror, no one really cares about her. Only Brad does. For some odd reason Brad loves her.

Eddie: Columbia's lover. That's really all he's there for.

Daniel: Kaitie's lover. Again, the only reason he's in the story.

Nell: Plays Columbia in Rocky Horror, we kinda forgot about her as the story went on.

Mikey: bassist for MCR, Gerard's brother. Not in the story that much, has only a few lines. Sadly..

Dahvie: Singer for Blood On the Dance Floor. We made him kinda creepy, so let's get this straight: HES NOT GAY! We didn't know that when we wrote this..

Bert: From Shock Treatment, used in a lot of Magenta's phrases.

Chuckie Gray: He's got no neck.

Freckles: Gerard's late cookie. He will be missed.

Mr. Cage: a poor, innocent man who stumbled across our home.