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Fabulous Adventures 3

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The Oh So Fabulous Dinner Party-

Magenta: Pass the beets.

Helena: Beets? Who the hell eats beets?

Magenta: Fuck it, just fuck it, let us eat cake!

*Richard laughs and throws cake in her face*

*everyone gets in a cake fight*

Bandit: Yay! Cake!

Brad: Ha. Ha. Shut up.

Gerard: *knocks Brad out cold* well, it'd be nice for one of those random people to come take him away now…

Columbia: well, I guess we should clean up…

Helena: ooh, I'll do it! *grabs tablecloth and pulls*

*shows Emily's decaying body*

Cage: what is this?

Helena: *completely calm* certainly not a circus, I don't let freaks like that in my house.

Matt: You haven't seen the half of it.

Magenta: Matt, you don't even know the half of it. You've never been in the basement, Helena always keeps it locked in case you—

*Helena throws knife at her face*

Matt: Why, what's in the basement?

Helena: nothing, and if I hear you go anywhere near there ill slit your throat!

Matt: that doesn't sound like nothing to me…

*Helena stabs him in the arm*

Matt: what the hell?

Helena: I hate you.
chapter: the oh so fabulous dinner party

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